The Reasoning of Not Posting

I've not been updating too often, and this is the story why.

The day after my previous post, hundreds of thousands of people viewed my blog for the soul purpose of watching a banana dance. It entertained everyone for a solid 1 minute and 56 seconds. It seemed that people that don't exist on this planet even viewed a funny video many times over. They couldn't stop laughing at the song-dance combo, so they formulated a plan to kidnap the person that gave them hours upon hours of enjoyment, which is me.

Friday night I was asleep with my cat snuggled up next to me dreaming of strange burritos. It was around 3:30 in the AM when a neon purple light started shining in my window. I was turned in to a microscopic sized human and sucked in to a spaceship that was similarly sized.

I was awoken two hours later, staring at a couple of beings that had skin that felt like frozen ice cream and was the color of dry grass. They had an instrument that peered into the humor parts of my brain. They were examining the inner-workings to try to replicate the same laugh-inducing humor of Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I asked them why they were doing that and they replied, "╙T↨♦-♠↓ô♀╪ƒ§╚{▓δ▬♥."

I didn't quite know what to make of that, so I just explained to them to take me to their computer. They took me over to their "computer" and gave me the super quick tour of how to use it. With over a day of computer learning I finally was able to show them how to make you-tube videos.

After they made one by themselves they took me back to my house. Before they let me out the gave me the URL to the video that they made. I watched it and I've just got to say that it is really strange. I don't know how or why they chose the actors they did, but I will say that I saw no one that even resembles the two on the video.

Here's the URL and make sure to tell them how it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyrIYPGZT6U