The Reasoning of Not Posting

I've not been updating too often, and this is the story why.

The day after my previous post, hundreds of thousands of people viewed my blog for the soul purpose of watching a banana dance. It entertained everyone for a solid 1 minute and 56 seconds. It seemed that people that don't exist on this planet even viewed a funny video many times over. They couldn't stop laughing at the song-dance combo, so they formulated a plan to kidnap the person that gave them hours upon hours of enjoyment, which is me.

Friday night I was asleep with my cat snuggled up next to me dreaming of strange burritos. It was around 3:30 in the AM when a neon purple light started shining in my window. I was turned in to a microscopic sized human and sucked in to a spaceship that was similarly sized.

I was awoken two hours later, staring at a couple of beings that had skin that felt like frozen ice cream and was the color of dry grass. They had an instrument that peered into the humor parts of my brain. They were examining the inner-workings to try to replicate the same laugh-inducing humor of Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I asked them why they were doing that and they replied, "╙T↨♦-♠↓ô♀╪ƒ§╚{▓δ▬♥."

I didn't quite know what to make of that, so I just explained to them to take me to their computer. They took me over to their "computer" and gave me the super quick tour of how to use it. With over a day of computer learning I finally was able to show them how to make you-tube videos.

After they made one by themselves they took me back to my house. Before they let me out the gave me the URL to the video that they made. I watched it and I've just got to say that it is really strange. I don't know how or why they chose the actors they did, but I will say that I saw no one that even resembles the two on the video.

Here's the URL and make sure to tell them how it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyrIYPGZT6U

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News Report

This just in: it seems that during the Second World War, many people were killed. Next, in more depressing matters, people that live in the South Arctic Sea, are experiencing severe dolphin attacks. These attacks are random and seem completely unpredictable. The question on everyone’s mind is, “Who is controlling these dolphins?”

A local giraffe was dubbed ‘Sir Giraffe’ earlier today. The reasoning behind this strange coronation is that during a local gathering of kids and their entrails, a small boy, whose name is Greg, was running wildly along a crocodile-infested river. One particular crocodile name Kevin, hadn’t been fed for the past week, and saw an opportunity for lunch. Sir Giraffe foresaw the event and kicked the kid 50 feet out of the way of the crocodile’s jaws. The Giraffe had saved a kid’s life, but now the parents are going to sue Sir Giraffe for assault on their son, and for making him land in a pile of fish.

BREAKING NEWS: The perpetrator of the Dolphin Attacks has been found. He was hiding in a house-boat of the northern coast of India. He was spotted drinking some cat urine and drawing plans for his next attack. A government official tackled him to the ground causing him to spill his glass of feline pee into the nearby water. He is being taken to the Utah County jail as we speak. More news after the investigation.

Lemonade is Here

Just testing out my brand-new blog that took maybe 10 whole seconds to make. It's as if my world has just appeared on the internet in just a few words. Maybe if I update this often enough people would be interested in the goings-on of my everyday existence.
<--- Lucario